Hey there, everybody. This is InThe313. For all intents and porposes, please refer to me as Tom. This is my first story, one with humor, drama, and of course, hot lesbian sex.
First off, let’s get the legalities out of the way. If you’re under 18, get your ass out of here. You’re too young for this. As the founder and lone member of the C-S-S-A Republican Party, I have my connections to Alberto Gonzales, so if you even try to cross me, you’ll wind up in a jail cell.
Also, if publish this story without my permission, there will be action taken against your site. Go ahead and try me. I’m from the D, so I’m loaded with firearms. Still wanna plagarize? Didn’t think so.
Finally, as much as I wish this was real, it’s not. If Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox Arquette did this in real-life, it’s not to my knowledge. Any resemblence to reality is purely concidential. *sheds a tear over that fact*
Now for me to express my need for feedback. PM me if you have any questions or comments so I can improve on my next work.
To wrap things up, I must say thanks. Thanks to you, the legal readers, for reading this story. Thanks to Victoria, Carnage Jackson, and the global moderators for running a kick-ass site. Thanks to all the other C-S-S-Aer’s for being such great friends. Very special thanks go out to four really good friends of mine. KMB and Victor Field, your stories are what have pushed me to write this, and your encouragement has been unbelievab Continue reading